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The Custom Cloud Story

by Charlie Wolters
Many thanks to Jon Tedesco (the ultimate insider) for all his help.
This page was updated on the day Big Brown won the Kentucky Derby.
That's my excuse for making the background color brown (a favorite color of mine).


 

     How dare I discuss the story of a Chevrolet by starting with a Ford and Chrysler executive!  But, if you bare with me, I think you will enjoy this story.  The words in the box below are paraphrased from the autobiography IACOCCA by Lee Iacocca.
 

     When Lee worked as vice-president of the Ford car and truck, and Lincoln-Mercury groups in the mid 1960s, he had the problem that the Lincoln cars were outsold by Cadillacs many times over.  One sleepless night he got the great idea to put a Rolls Royce grill on a Thunderbird.  He remembered the classic Mark I and Mark II cars Ford had built in the 1930s and 1950s.  Lee figured most people dreamed of having these cars, though few could afford them.  He decided that the Mark should be reborn as the Mark III.  The result had a very long hood, a short rear deck, and a powerful V-8 engine.  Introduced in the middle of the 1968 model year, the new Mark III made Ford's long-range goal of outselling the Cadillac Eldorado that very year.  Lee related that bigger cars made bigger profits.  Even in a recession the rich people still get richer, so you have to have something for them, too.  This was a time when the feeling of prestige was the look to convey with your car.

      I remember when I first saw the Lincoln Mark III cars, I wondered how they could get away with that grill without Rolls Royce complaining about being copied.  But, I loved the look.  And, I also remember seeing Volkswagen Beetles with after-market Rolls Royce grills on them.  But, those just made me laugh.  When you see the VW Rolls Royce that Liberace had, it makes you wonder if this is what he was driving while he was laughing all the way to the bank.

     In the movie Up in Smoke, Tommy Chong's character leaves his wealthy parent's house and climbs into his car.  The camera is zoomed in on the authentic Rolls Royce grill.  As the camera pans back, you see the grill is just banded onto the front of his old banged-up Volkswagen Beetle. Even Cheech Marin's character, Pedro, has a winged hood ornament on the hood of his 1964 Chevy low-rider.

     But, that movie came out in 1978.  This story starts a couple years earlier.  An article in a 1976 issue of Motor Trend magazine tells a lot about the origin of the Custom Cloud.  It was titled, "A Rolls is a Rolls is a Rolls...(unless, of course, its a Chevrolet!)."  In April of 2008, I finally made contact with Jon Tedesco.  Jon is the man behind the Custom Cloud.  The next box relates what that 1976 magazine article and Jon himself told me.
 

 

      I'm going to tell some of Jon Tedesco's early history, here, because it relates so much to the story of the Custom Cloud.

     Jon's father had a printing company in Pennsylvania where Jon (pictured above) worked doing graphic design as a teenager.  After graduating high school, he joined the National Guard and relocated to San Jose, California to chase his dream of building custom cars.  Jon began working for a few custom car builders where he learned more about true metal finishing, painting, and building drag cars.  He was part of the team that is credited with building one of the first funny cars, which was a B Altered Anglia that was modified to accept a Ford Mustang body.

     After a few years, Jon was getting married and thought he should get a real job.  He received an offer to be the art director for a religious publisher in Miami, Florida.  So Jon and his new wife packed their things into their new 1964 1/2 Mustang convertible, and were off to Miami.  After about ten months, the desire to be his own boss empowered Jon to make a deal with the publisher.  He would continue doing their work, but as an outside contractor with his own marketing, design, and advertising agency.  This gave Jon the security of a steady income while allowing him to obtain clients of his own.

     While talking with some South Florida Chevrolet dealers, Jon was told that what they needed to bring in more sales was a way to entice people into their showrooms.  Jon was very fond of cars and had experience building street rods.  He had an idea to create an exotic kit car that could be placed at Chevrolet dealerships to draw people into the showrooms.  Tedesco found the Chevy Monte Carlo was the best target for an add-on fiberglass kit.  He claimed he could have made his new creation look any way he wanted, but concluded that a Rolls Royce style would be the most exciting and appealing traffic maker. He went back to his drawing board, drew up the plans, and named this new car the Custom Cloud.

     This whole project began to get very expensive.  Fortunately, one of Jon's customers, who owned some Miami hotels, asked him what he was working on.  The group liked the idea so much they decided to invest in it.  Custom Cloud Motors, Inc. was born the next day.  With this financing, Jon purchased a new 1975 Monte Carlo, hired three body men, and began to build a mockup of his dream.  He and his crew removed all the front sheet metal, purchased an authentic Rolls Royce grill, mounted it on the front of the Monte Carlo, and built new fenders and a hood out of sheet steel and Bondo.  The new design complemented, enhanced, and took full advantage of the Rolls Royce grill.

     Jon was so happy with the result that he then realized they also needed to rework the back of the car.  So, they restyled new rear quarters and a deck lid to cover the back.  Unfortunately, this made the kits they were going to make a lot more complicated, because the fiberglass rear quarter panels would have to be blended in to the rest of the body and finished with filler.  The front fenders of the conversion would be easier to install, because those replacement parts were designed to just bolt on.

     After the mockup was complete, a release agent was spread onto the new body parts, and fiberglass molds were cast of them.  Wood and steel  frames were made to support the newly cast molds.  Then, the molds were used to make the kit parts.  Virtual copies of the Rolls Royce grill and flying lady hood ornament were drawn up and jobbed out to different companies.  The new grills were chrome-plated stainless steel.  Jon searched and found the best existing front bumper for the new car was the one from a 1973 Buick LeSabre.

LeSabre Bumper

     The very first kit was mounted onto a new 1976 Monte Carlo only six months after the project began.  Soon Custom Clouds became available across the country from Chevrolet outlets.  The price of the kit was set at $2,395, but the installation was extra, as was the preferred Buick front bumper.

     Jon and his team found out that Rolls Royce never bothered to patent their unique grill in the USA, so Jon got a US design patent (D242,912) on his new car, thinking, how could Rolls Royce stop him if he owned the patent.  If you follow the above link, you'll see the patent misspelled Jon's name "John."  That first newly created kit car (behind Jon in the picture above) was displayed at a New York car show that just happened to be visited by several Rolls Royce executives.  When they heard about Jon's patent they became outraged.  So, Rolls Royce soon started lawsuit proceedings against Custom Cloud Motors.

     News of the pending lawsuit only made the Custom Cloud more popular.  But, the curing time of the fiberglass parts was so slow that only two parts could be made each day from each mold.  So, a boat making company was commissioned to build more molds and make the parts.  New orders were coming in by the hundreds.

     Eventually, there were over one hundred people involved with making the Custom Cloud kits.  Jon told me that between 2600 and 2700 Custom Cloud kits were made and sent to Chevrolet dealerships.  Even Jon doesn't know how many of those kits became cars.  But, we know it has to be a lot more than 14, as the ad below says (picture supplied by Joaquin Rivera).  So, don't believe everything you read in the paper.  You will see more than 14 Custom Clouds, including the Classic Coach versions (which I'll explain later), right here.

Ad for Custom Cloud

     The dealerships then discovered that putting the kits on the cars got quite laborious, and so they didn't trust their own body shops to do the job.  That left Jon to hunt for a factory to build completed cars in California.  What he found was more companies interested in buying the completed cars.

     While waiting to see how an impending lawsuit from Rolls Royce left his company, Jon was planning on building a second knockoff kit car.  That was to be a Mercedes 450 SLC replica, made from a Chevy Monza Town Coupe.  He was hoping to involve other GM outlets, and then possibly, even other manufacturers with even more cars to be designed.

     There is a page available on the Internet  that describes the lawsuit titled: "Rolls-Royce Motors Limited, et al. v. Custom Cloud Motors, Inc., et al.,"  I will summarize that page in the box below.
 

     Rolls Royce brought a lawsuit , in 1976, against Custom Cloud Motors of Florida for distributing a fiberglass kit that was made to attach onto 1973 through 1976 Chevrolet Monte Carlos.  The lawsuit also included Key Chevrolet, a dealership in New York that sold the Monte Carlos with the kits installed.  The lawsuit claimed that the resulting Custom Cloud automobiles featured near-exact copies of the Rolls Royce hood, grill, "Flying Lady" hood ornament, and an insignia of the same layout as one for a Rolls Royce.
 
Rolls Royce & Custom Cloud logos

     Also, the plaintiffs claimed that the name "Custom Cloud" was taken from the name "Silver Cloud" which was a model of a Rolls Royce.

     District Judge Griesa found "without hesitation" that there was trademark infringement, and the motion of the plaintiffs for a preliminary injunction was granted, to be settled in one day's notice.

     I found it strange that the lawsuit didn't even mention the taillights.  The taillights on the Custom Cloud are, in fact, Rolls Royce taillights made by Lucas.

     When Jon traveled to California he met with the people at Petersen Publishing Company.  He told them he wanted the cover of one of their magazines.  Later, Car and Driver got back to Jon and told him how he could fulfill his dream.  All he had to do was get a Custom Cloud to London, England real fast.  So, Jon's company paid the outrageous cost of freighting the car on an airplane to London.  For the magazine article the Custom Cloud was paraded around the city streets to see how Londoners reacted to this outrageous masquerade.  Some hated it, but others loved it.  When the car was driven in front of a Rolls Royce dealership for pictures, the Rolls Royce people quickly asked them to remove it.  When they left the car unwatched outside a pub, they came back to find the flying lady hood ornament was stolen off of the car.  Even now, Jon admits the Custom Cloud was the most fun project he has ever worked on.  Here is the cover of Car and Driver for March, 1976.

     After Car and Driver had their magazine article, Jon didn't have to worry about the big problem of what to do with the car in England.  Fortunately, an English woman who had seen the car, fell in love with it, and bought it.  Jon was glad he didn't have to freight the car back to the USA.

     An owner of two Custom Clouds, Jim Watts, offered me more information:
 

     According to several newsletter-type articles and the Car and Driver article itself, Custom Cloud Motors, Inc. shipped the car to the UK for a lady who had previously purchased the car.  Car and Driver arranged for a freelance writer to do an article with assistance from a local photographer.  The photographer was to deliver the car from the port to the new owner.  The customer was a Mrs. Diana Marks who, along with her husband, owned and operated a large and fashionable evening-ware clothing chain serving the Midlands.  Mrs. Marks had purchased the car at some Auto Show (differing opinions on which one -- some say Florida and some say California) in late October of 1975, and was reported to be among the first two or three car owners.  Although the article did not appear in Car and Driver until March, 1976, the article was penned on December 28, 1975, by Charles Fox.  The photographer was Humphrey Sutton, and he actually delivered the car to Mrs. Marks.

     After Rolls Royce won the lawsuit, Jon Tedesco planned to continue making the cars by doing some very subtle changes to the Custom Cloud.  First he renamed the car a Classic Coach.  The flying lady hood ornament was replaced with a standing disc ornament, and the CC insignias were replaced with crest insignias that had no similarity to any Rolls Royce insignias.  Some owners were sent the new hardware and told to return the offending emblems.

     Here you can see a letter dated in March of 1978 when the kit-car project was sold to the Classic Coach Motors division of United Auto Sales.  Both Jim and Jon supplied me with some original Custom Cloud/Classic Coach ads.  Here you can see the new emblems.  Also, you will notice that the taillights had been changed on the Classic Coach version, and the top of the grill sloped down to the front and protruded in the center.  Jim said that to further differentiate the Classic Coach from a Rolls Royce, the parking/turn signal lamps were moved up onto the fenders, outside of the headlights  You can see that right here.

     Jon Tedesco told me that the changes to the car to make it a Classic Coach were acceptable to Rolls Royce, and production of the cars could continue.

     I'll take a little time to tell you more about Jon's life, here, because that might be of interest to you visitors.

     After all the publicity of the Custom Cloud, Cadillac executives asked Jon if he could help design a uniquely modified Cadillac for them.  The result of this effort became the Pierre Cardin Cadillac.  This was the origin of Standard Motors, Inc., the company from which United Auto Sales bought the Classic Coach operation.

     In 1979 Jon moved to California.  All his family's possessions were loaded onto a large moving truck, and he and his family flew there in a plane.  After a week went by, Jon called to find out where his truck full of stuff was.  The truck never made it out of Florida.  While crossing a bridge, a car struck it at the fuel tank, starting a big fire.  On board the truck was another custom car that Jon had built just for himself.  When the fire reached the fuel tank of that car, the fire grew even bigger.  All of the Tedescos' possessions burned up in that fire.  The fire even burned a hole right through the bridge, and the driver of the car that caused the accident perished.  A lot of pictures and other memorabilia of the Custom Cloud burned in the fire.  That event ended Jon's working on car projects.

     Jon spent about ten years working with Art Linkletter, and he also partnered with the creators of the George Foreman Grill.  With them, he invented and patented a cooking appliance that produces nonfat crunchy snacks.  It is a process of cooking with hot air, similar to popping popcorn, but providing more tastes, ingredients, shapes, and textures.  That started a new company called Munchables Inc.

     After Jon got a little more gray hair on his head, he turned his attention to the needs of baby boomers.  In 2007, and as of this writing in the Spring of 2008, Jon has been working on new medical delivery systems, prevention, wellness, and anti-aging projects, in a new public company.  Jon sent me some pictures of some adventures he had after the Custom Cloud.

     A Custom Cloud is a much lower, sleeker car than the Rolls Royce that it emulates.  But, it wasn't really fashioned after any particular model of Rolls.  And, it's really hard to recognise as a Chevy, because the only Chevy parts exposed on the outside are the doors, windows, roof and back bumper.  The front clip (the front fenders, front bumper, hood, headlights, and grillwork) of a Monte Carlo was removed and all new pieces installed.  The existing deck lid was removed, and new quarter panels, connecting pieces, and a new deck lid were mounted over the existing back of the Monte Carlo.  Some conversions reused the original Monte Carlo front bumper, but the 1973 Buick LeSabre front bumper (most often used) made a much better looking car.

      Although the  Custom Cloud kit was made to fit any 1973 through 1977 Monte Carlo, I think most all of them were installed on new 1976 cars.  As I said earlier, no one knows for sure how many Custom Clouds or Classic Coaches were built, or remain to this day.  But, you can view plenty of them right here.  The unusually low quantity produced could explain why I never heard of the Custom Cloud until I saw the one I bought.  Most of you will never see a real one, just pictures.  But, here, I'm daring to use the word "real" when it's really just a fake, right?  But, in this case, the fake is better looking, and much more rare.

     It may interest you to know that you can still get a Rolls Royce-looking kit on your car if you own a current model Chrysler 300 or a 1998-2006 Lincoln Town Car.  Just visit luxurykit.com.
 

 

More Custom Clouds

Custom Cloud & Classic Coach Ads

The Custom Cloud that Charlie Wolters restored.

A complete Custom Cloud restoration process in pictures

Jon Tedesco's Scrap Book